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Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD, you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, ways down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you. To my "selected" strong-minded friends: If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'YES' in the subject line. Only very good minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting! 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15. PL3453 F0RW4RD 1F U C4N R34D 7H15. If you can read THIS, you have a strange mind, too. Only 55 people out of 100 can: I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this, forwrad it. FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT ~ Forward it & put 'YES' in the Subject Line. This is a TEST: ( an oldie ) ----YES---------- Good Luck!!! Now this next one I totally failed: The Eye Test Can you find the Bs? (There are 2 B's.) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Once you've found the B, Find the 1. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Once you've found the 1, Find the 6. 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999699999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 Once you've found the 6, Find the N. (It's hard!!) MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMNMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM Once you've found the N, Find the Q. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Do send this message on. It is great fun and good for the Brain!!!
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Sex Panther,only one thing missing.YOU.Nice pics.
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This is neat....when you're done with the 30 second....look at the back of your hand while it is still on the mouse.... Follow the directions: You have just gotta try this!!! Make sure you look at the image for a full 30 seconds before looking at your hand! Have fun! 1.- Open the link 2.- Then "click me to get trippy", 3.- Look at the center of the screen for 30 seconds, and then.. 4.- Look at your hand holding the mouse, without moving it away from the mouse. NOT BEFORE! (it is no joke, it is called "cenesthetic hallucination") http://www.neave.com/strobe/
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How To Shower Like A Woman;how To Shower Like A Man
JohnnyDos posted a topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins... Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red... Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see partner along the way, shake your pecker at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your pecker and scratch your ass. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your ass, leaving those coarse ass hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair if you have any. Have a piss. Rinse off a little and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire pecker size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake your pecker at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again Throw wet towel on bed. I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!!!! [/indent] -
Yes it was a great time,a little noisy in there I'd say.LOL. :thumbsup: and a toast to KILLA
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It didn't recognize there was a disk in the drive Rock, so i had no options to "eject" at all, i had to wait for "my computer" to reload (green loading bar in box at top of screen) now it is working again. Well I'm glad you got it going SOB.Now the big job of installing and getting the patches.I'll be looking for you today.Remember this is where most of us older members met along with our buddy " KILLA".What was it that he called players? "Piggies" or something along that line.
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SOB isn't there like a little pin-hole in the front of your deck?Take a paper clip or maybe a thin stiff piece of wire and shove it in that hole and it should release the carriage.Hope this helps.
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I'll be there Newf.Gonna be fun to kill one of the "Original Members" Hey can you get a hold of Caper,I'd like to see if I can give him a little bash.Be nice if Noddy would stop by also.
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He might be a Stone Mason.LOL Welcome Stoner.
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If It Was Not For Bad Luck I Would Have No Luck At All.
JohnnyDos replied to wildthing's topic in User Announcements
Just WOW! like the song says some people get good luck,some get bad luck and some get no luck at all. -
Happy Birthday X-Ray.Have great day.
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Killa Memorial Event Will Be This Sunday 12/16/12 At 2Pm Central
JohnnyDos replied to Ruggerxi's topic in User Announcements
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Killa Memorial Event Will Be This Sunday 12/16/12 At 2Pm Central
JohnnyDos replied to Ruggerxi's topic in User Announcements
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I went to get my car and some PRICK HAD ME BLOCKED IN.
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same here
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I've aways heard that being parents of a travel hockey team is wicked,tirering and a very if not the most expensive sport to be in.BTW like PigDog said was that "doll" that important?Sheesh bring the wife next time.LOL Your a good papa with a son on a winning team.
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Being a Hells Angel or even a wannabe is enough to get you kicked out of Canada if you're a foreigner. The federal Immigration and Refugee Board has ruled the infamous motorcycle gang is a criminal organization and on those grounds deported Chilean citizen Unchileno Chung, the National Post reports.
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Or use a Logitech G - 13 game controller.No Windows key.LOL
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This Woman Needs Some Xtreme Idiots Tags
JohnnyDos replied to BigPapaDean's topic in Jokes and Misc stuff
No Tags for her BigMeandean.She's way beyond being an >XI<IDIOT.Just Waaaaaaaaay too stupid and dumb.Maybe really,really blonde.LOL -
I was waiting for the whole vehicle to float.surprised me .Nice Gatorgirl.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdDX2hr_b38 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjXjxnaH8Yk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfOG0yN9GHY&list=AL94UKMTqg-9Cpsp5hpUKHJ6FQ6nWCCd8K&index=7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUT9WgiBh0Q&list=AL94UKMTqg-9Cpsp5hpUKHJ6FQ6nWCCd8K&index=17
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Alright Blacdog and here's 1 : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymkjimQyHC4
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That's nice & congrats,myself been married since 1974.How's that?We are a rare breed aren't we.LOL.Advice: stick together cause I've seen some of my buddies who split and they aren't doing so well.Financially that is.My sister is one of them.2 failed marraiges & now a new boyfriend.She is still my little sister but those were her choices.Of course she always blames the X's,but as we all know it takes "Two To Tango".Have a nice day you 2 love birds.