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JohnnyDos

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  1. Poor thing,she'sreally into it.Just a killer funny video SOB.Chile you've got to do something!!
  2. I burn/vaporize Harry;but not Kerosene LOL.Oh BTW I have 2 toilets and they're both indoors.Only time I PEE outside is when I am drinking in the garage.
  3. Hey Wecome Roofless.Now you can cause a
  4. Ah most deserving I'd say.Hey "he likes it".Real cool pic google.
  5. Me and the wife don't own any mobile phone.Plus I'm finding all you guys with those phones do is TEXT.What the fuck did you do before they had those stupid things.You're always checking to see if any calls came in or whatever.Why stress yourselves out?Like Alice sang "the telephone is ringing"
  6. Happy Birthday WildThing.
  7. Rusty Rifle was in the BREAKFAST CLUB today.He must 've figured it out.Or in other words he solved the problem.
  8. Never ever seen that error Rusty.Myself I would totally uninstall the game.That means checking from your start menu after you uninstall.
  9. That was good.Thanks
  10. Use the VAPORIZER man.
  11. I know SOB it's the "skull thing" or is he a "jolly roger" but we're not pirates.LOL. You know what I'm talking about.
  12. Because it's almost 14 years old.
  13. I retired from my long successful career, but became bored. I decided to accept a low-paid but stress-free job as a greeter at the local home improvement store. After landing my new job as a greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. Here is my story… About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, and inappropriately dressed woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Here is her picture. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling at the children just long enough to say to me, "Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s only 5. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just fucking stupid?" I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam... I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping with us". My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
  14. Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some old person is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass. Then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left." Seniors -- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid.
  15. I'd like to know why he wants to ban you.It's not because you are kinda of yappy is it?I've known you here since day 1 Wildthing and I.ve also met you in person twice now.You act the same in the wild as you do in the game.That's just the way you are and Ibelieve you are a good asset for our clan.You get the people going.No ban from me.
  16. Hey you're lookin good Gorilla.Looks like you've been in training or something.Oh the food looks always good in these pics you post.
  17. That seems to sum it up.
  18. Aimbot was out the 1st day.I like MOHWF.
  19. Go ahead keep bashing unions and when they're all gone we'll see what kind of pay you will get.You guys are every man for himself.Why don't one of you bright minds out there buy up the company and hire some 12 year old kids,pay them cheap wages $3 - $4 per hour is that cheap enough.Maybe with that kind of dough after a year they can buy themselves a brand new bicycle.Oh you don't have to give them benifits either they might be able to buy some medical insurance and car insurance and house insurance.Give me a break union bashers.I'm sure glad I am in one.And so is my wife and neighbours.Let me know when you non union guys get to retire also.
  20. Welcome back CRASH
  21. Yup another good one.
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