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What SOB says.I have lots of games from Steam and Origin.No problems at all.Even if you buy Hard Copies you will have to go through Steam or Origin.Looks like a lot of you will be stuck playing just those old games.

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. -------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. -------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. -------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. -------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. -------------------------- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.. -------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. -------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. -------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.. -------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. -------------------------- Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. -------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. -------------------------- This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. -------------------------- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done. -------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. -------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door. -------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM . The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. -------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance.

How'd you get here?The same way as the Anglais?In a boat plundering just like them.c'est la vie mon ami.Hey that rhymes. We only went to Canada to stop them damn Frenchies ruining a damn fine country LOL you got that right SOB too funny.

How'd you get here?The same way as the Anglais?In a boat plundering just like them.c'est la vie mon ami.Hey that rhymes.

I got what Cheese got only once yesterday morning.Since then all is well.Quick and evrything else is working fine.

Didn't notice you had any weight problems last summer at the >XI< Fest.Well maybe your husband and Bob Barker.

Happy Birthday Big Al.

It seems to be fine over here RockApe.

SOB don't feel so bad,the Romans and Vikings and Monguls and Gauls would have done the same thing,but they couldn't.You guys knew how.You had the best Navy at the time.Of course Julie baby (Ceasar) had to bring in a little Roman technolgy and built you guys some nice roads.Hey Shamu if those so called hooligans didn't come to North America maybe none of us would be here.Plus speaking English at that.We can count our blessings.

That is too cool Shamu.Thumbs up.

Good one DeeJay.

> > DISNEYLAND > Two Newfies were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They turned around and went home. > FLORIDA OR MOON > > Two newfies were sitting on a bench talking, and one says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away. Florida or the moon?' The other turns and says jezz bye that's easy. Can you see Florida ?????' > > CAR > TROUBLE > A newfie pushes his BMW into a gas station.. he tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. > The newfie says, 'What's the story?' > The mechanic replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' > The newf asks, 'How often do I have to do that?' > > SPEEDING TICKET > > A police officer stops a newfie for speeding and asks him if he could see his license. > > he replies in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. > Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' > > THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE > > A newfie goes into the doctor's office and said that his body hurt wherever he touched it. > > 'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.' > > The newfie took his finger, pushed on his left shoulder and screamed, then he pushed his elbow and screamed even more. he pushed his knee and screamed; then he pushed his ankle and screamed. Everywhere he touched made him scream. > > The doctor said, 'You're not from Ontario are you? > > No he said, 'I'm actually from Newfoundland.' > > 'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.' > > IN A VACUUM > > A newfie was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.... It was his turn. He rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. His question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' he thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?' > > FINALLY, > THE NEWFIE JOKE TO END A LL NEWFIE JOKES! > > A guy was visiting his newfie friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked him what their names were. The newfie replied that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. His friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' Dats easy answered the newfie 'They're watch dogs'! > > I’d Like To Add Another Newfie Joke > A policeman pulls over a Newfie, in Ontario for speeding, while he’s writing out the ticket a fly was bothering the Cop, so the Newfie says. That’s a circle fly sir. The policeman asks, what’s a circle fly? Newfie says, them are the flies you find in the barn around a horses ass. The policeman says, you calling me a horses ass, oh no sir, I would never say a thing like that, but you can't fool them flies sir.

Hey it's alright to welcome her but don't you people read about being members:It says you must be 18 years of age.Don't you think you should let her know?You are giving her false info here.I guess she can play though.

Got the same message myself this morning Little Old Man.

He sure fucked up that salesman.LOL

You have to be 18 yeras of age here to be a member.I think you are allowed to play though.This is an adult server and you are going to hear things you have probably heard already.I'm just warning you.

Just slow sometimes here.But not that bad.No bars no ads.

Sounds right to me Dean,but what the little old man says is also correct and makes sense.Let's face it you don't want a doctor actually doing some surgery on you and he is all buzzed up.So you have to be straight at work,you'd think.

Roy Orbison performs "Oh, Pretty Woman" as the finale of the Black & White Night Concert. Backed by Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Costello, James Burton, Glen D. Hardin, Tom Waits, kd lang, Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt, JD Souther, T Bone Burnett, Steven Soles, and Jennifer Warnes. Recorded September 30, 1987. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSddgYKtPBE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WpRnjxuBys&feature=related Always liked this guy.Great voice and songs.

I've been retired now for just about 10 years.But I always thought it would be nice to be a photographer with a National Geographic crew.Get to see places and people and animals and oceans and seas and exotic creatures from all over the world.

WTF it's 4:30am EST what are you doing up?looking for maps EH!

After a two year loan to the United States,Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy His proud sponsors were:

Thanks for the plug BEERS it's the least I can do.I still say you are one of the main factors that make this server go.The reason is because of our Bi-weekly map rotation in the servers.Great stuff.BTW guys & ladies the maps are pretty good.mp_sweat_blood is the better of the 2.

That sig looks like you might be on Purple Microdot.More acid than weed.Maybe a touch of green in there.LOLhave a nice trip