JohnnyDos

I play but I'm not good at it ,but I must say I like it.Make sure your machine can run it before you buy it.

Not offended at all Wolftis. :smiling:

And we needed one to go to the US, Wolftis main thing is please leave your guns at home,they are not allowed over here.

Male or female ?

Get the base game for now,just like most of us did,you'll have more than enough to keep you happy,just an overall beautiful game.I'm really happy with it so far and it is only soft core.

This game is just beautiful and gorgeous with amazing destructibles too bad if your machine can't run it or you don't like to use Origin or have people attacking your account.Or maybe you just like to play your 8 year old games.But definetly a game worth buying if you can afford it.I got mine from http://www.cdkeys.com/pc for 1/2 price,it's a little more now.

Now remember this is a joke,read the last sentence. A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy). Our new Prime Minister, Theresa May, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: ----------------------- 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). ------------------------ 2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as 'like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ------------------- 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. ----------------- 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. ---------------------- 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. ---------------------- 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. -------------------- 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it. ------------------- 8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. ------------------- 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. --------------------- 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. --------------------- 11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). --------------------- 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries. -------------------- 13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. ----------------- 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). --------------- 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen! PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!

This is set up as a wrestling match,the announcer gives the farts names and and rates them.Heard this in the 60's.THIS is broadcasting talent the likes of which will never be seen again.!

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Track list: 01) It's My Life - The Animals 00:00 02) Gloria - Them 03:35 03) My Generation - The Who 06:07 04) Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones 09:19 05) I Am Waiting For The Man - The Velvet Underground 12:57 06) Suzie Q - Creedence Clearwater Revival 16:41 07) Back Home - Golden Earring 21:05 08) Roadhouse Blues - The Doors 24:53 09) Paranoid - Black Sabbath 28:49 10) Baby Jump - Mungo Jerry 31:34 11) Have You Ever Seen The Rain? - Creedence Clearwater Revival 35:37 12) Heart Of Gold - Neil Young 38:10 13) Hideaway - Cockney Rebel 41:08 14) Rock And Roll - Led Zeppelin 44:51 15) Jim Dandy - Black Oak Arkansas 48:28 16) Rock And Roll Hoochie Koo - Rick Derringer 51:04 17) You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet - Bachman Turner Overdrive 54:44 18) Proud Mary - Ike & Tina Turner 58:23 19) (Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult 01:03:11 20) Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd 01:07:03 21) Cocain - J.j. Cale 01:12:05 22) She`s Not There - Santana 01:14:46 23) I'll Meed You At Midnight - Smokie 01:18:36

Too bad,the game is good,but you need brains to play it.Not just run and gun die and re spawn.This game is very strategic and it's only $20.

The Scent Of A Woman. might be a trump joke?

Done and listening.

Love Steely Dan:

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay: you'll walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. They are roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. So the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years, and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher now, she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she play a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?" "Yes I have," says the man. "And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes," says the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor. "We're getting granite counter tops."

Thanks Ricko.

Looks like Richard Starkey.At 5:01.

Some of the footage of Detroit looks depressing, but in all actuality, these were GOOD TIMES. WABX/FM is were i first heard this jam.

I like Apocalyptica,been listening to them for years,good music Monika. Apocalyptica is still amazing every album because they embrace change and bend it to their will; pure talent. :thumbsup: