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JohnnyDos

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  1. Do you have RB 6 Siege,Crankster?
  2. We'll play it SOB,cause we pre-ordered it.Looks great and I bet we get blasted by this game,don't even bother asking if we can play it cause most players on here only play old run and gun bunny hoppin' games.I think Capt.Crunch saw the difference in RB 6 this morning.
  3. And he builds homes.????
  4. Congrats Ed,just learn to say "Yes dear" worked for me for 42 years oh and they might seem to get a lot more headaches at night for some reason.LOL Besides, we had sex yesterday — tonight, I need a break. Excuses, excuses! Some are valid, some are lame. In the end, it matters not – the result is still the same. We’d find a way, if sex were at the top of our to-do’s, But since it’s not, we wrack our brains to dream up some excuse! The toilet’s clogged. It’s hot and muggy. I’ll be late for work. Forget it! I’m still mad at you — you know you’ve been a jerk. My legs need shaving. I feel fat. I’m under too much stress. We’ve barely finished dinner, Dear, let’s let our food digest. You must be kidding. I’m upset. Just wait for Friday night. The bills are due. We need a budget. Money’s getting tight. I’ll miss my show. Go take a shower. Please don’t think me rude: Sweetheart, it’s nothing personal — I’m just not in the mood! Excuses, Excuses, to keep your man at bay— The devil will supply them if you can’t think what to say. When wives won’t give their husbands sex, then everybody loses, But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!
  5. I use toner and only a B&W Brother printer.I print 4 Xword puzzels for my wife every morning 7 days a week and one cartridge lasts me about 3 or 4 months.I order mine from Costco and they cost me $129 for 3 with free shipping.
  6. BOO! I gotcha Grandma Mazda
  7. Don't know if many people heard of that band,they were named after the wrestler Dick The Bruiser,they mainly got airplay around Windsor and Detroit.and as you see they talk about Detroit and made funny lyrics about people and places from Detroit. and Michigan like these guys.Question Mark and the Mysterians are an American garage rock band from Bay City and Saginaw in Michigan.They use the bands music to make a cover song from it.
  8. An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ?? " Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!! Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill) Dr. Young: "But this is only $10! Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! ; That will be $500." Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"* Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
  9. The best this website has ever been and I have been here since almost the start of the clan.
  10. I agree,they should edit and resize.Thumbnails are very hard to see to get an overall view of the photo.
  11. Happy Birthday Dr.Bakke.
  12. Farewell to a rock legend. R.I.P Paul. One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call And call Alice, when she was just small My favorite version too. It captures the sense of tragedy with a trace of hope. You can hear Paul's guitar, solo voice and songwriting.
  13. I never shop there.
  14. Oh how we miss Benny Hill . The politically correct world we live in today is sterile . He made people laugh at themselves and what 's wrong with that . Too much emphasis on not offending , it's a joke , it's for fun . Today he would be forced to apologize by the PC police! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iiR93z-Ebg
  15. Welcome What is your Rainbow 6 name?Mine is Johnny_Dos.
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