Congrats Ed,just learn to say "Yes dear" worked for me for 42 years oh and they might seem to get a lot more headaches at night for some reason.LOL
Besides, we had sex yesterday — tonight, I need a break. Excuses, excuses! Some are valid, some are lame. In the end, it matters not – the result is still the same. We’d find a way, if sex were at the top of our to-do’s, But since it’s not, we wrack our brains to dream up some excuse! The toilet’s clogged. It’s hot and muggy. I’ll be late for work. Forget it! I’m still mad at you — you know you’ve been a jerk. My legs need shaving. I feel fat. I’m under too much stress. We’ve barely finished dinner, Dear, let’s let our food digest. You must be kidding. I’m upset. Just wait for Friday night. The bills are due. We need a budget. Money’s getting tight. I’ll miss my show. Go take a shower. Please don’t think me rude: Sweetheart, it’s nothing personal — I’m just not in the mood! Excuses, Excuses, to keep your man at bay— The devil will supply them if you can’t think what to say. When wives won’t give their husbands sex, then everybody loses, But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!