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JohnnyDos

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  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muh1pk7xc2k
  2. I can;t disagree all were pretty.But I wonder what it was like to live or be married to one of them?Some could've been bitches.We know Liz Taylor liked dick. Elizabeth Taylor has been married eight times - to Nicky Hilton, Michael Wilding, Mike Todd, Eddie Fisher, Richard Burton, John Warner Jr., and Larry Fortensky.
  3. Get a lawyer lined up before she reads it and tell her to forget dinner,cause you'll be going out for dinner.
  4. I wish.Like Aerosmith said "DREAM ON"
  5. HXTR,then how many people don't donate here and play for free?Same thing right.
  6. I was on a few servers,running good,now to get use to the keys I binded.Hope I can stay awake for tonight,I got to watch a ball game and with that goes beer and my special smoke.LOL
  7. X-Ray I typed join 16 this time and it worked,seems you have to use the number of the position of the server
  8. Gives me unknown command.
  9. OK ,i'll give it a try and Thank you Eid.
  10. I got it.YES! But who rested in piece(peace) him or the penis?
  11. That's too bad cause I had to take a piss and when I came back they're giving me shit cause I wasn't there to click on ready,lucky a shit didn't come at the same time,they could of been waiting longer. Guess I have to wait and click ready 1st before I go for a piss or make a cup of coffee.
  12. Welcome Bor.
  13. I DL'd those links,I found the >XI< Hard Core Server,Now how do I get in?
  14. Never have DAMAGE.That's why I asked HXTR & LDOZ,they both live in that state.I'm from Canada.Hey maybe snoopes is run by those guys and just say it is false,do we know?We all better watch out.
  15. Thanks HXTR.I wasn't sure,so that's why I asked.
  16. Hey you two,I know you live in TEXAS,I had a friend e-mail me this,but I don't no if it's true,so I thought I'd ask you two since you live in that state. R EAD CAREFULLY... This is so "Unbelievable"... In Houston, Texas Harwin Central Mall: The very first store that you come to when you walk from the lobby of the building into the shopping area had this sign posted on their door. The shop is run by Muslims. Feel free to share this with others. In case you are not able to read the sign below, it says, "We will be closed on Friday, September 11, to commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Ali." Imam Ali flew one of the planes into the twin towers. Nice, huh? Try telling me we're not in a Religious war! THIS HAS NOT BEEN AROUND....SO MAKE SURE IT DOES! PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND HAVE THEM DO THE SAME! This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people! Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world. How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center 'NEVER HAPPENED'. Description: cid:0F2F2D6330E341F986679D2838FA61FB@petesputer because it offends some Muslim??? Do not just delete this message; it will take only a minute to pass this along. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE...SOMEONE HAD TO PAY FOR IT!
  17. You were warned about those 'package' deals. Eat your hearts out ladies, all this is mine! Do you like my 'Tats'? Yoohoo, everyone, I'm over here! Yes, I do think I'm adorable! Tell me, is it a 'bag man' or 'bag lady'? And when I grow up, I want to look just like Dad! Look how his former bodybuilding paid off.... I'd say this was San Francisco, but the water is too clear! Look Ma, is that one of these 'beached whales'? Or, could it be 'Moby Dick'?
  18. She sells CD shells by the seashore. Puleeze .. . .. Don't turn around! What? You'd rather I had been wearing overalls? Don't worry ..... The hand bag's water proof! Meet Mr. Claude Balls. Mrs. Michelin on Spring Break. Female plumbers are not all they're 'cracked' up to be. Look what the tide left on the beach! That tooth's not the only thing missing! What do you mean, it's on backwards?
  19. I’m off to the Optometrist for my appointment. By the way You haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked!
  20. I must admit MULE,they pulled off a big one,shit they are so lucky 7 stolen bases and 5 runs from that and what an ending .Good luck against LA Thursday and I hope the Tigers get past Baltimore.
  21. Same as you SOB I'm up to date but get this "Come back later"
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