Reminds me of my Army buddy last name was Boop (yes as in Betty Boop).
We walked into a bar and sit down. A few minutes later a guy comes up and says in a very aggressive voice "This is MY table!" After a short but confrontational conversation, a very meek and mild Willard stands up and says "I'll handle this."
The guy, now backed by his three buddies, shoves Willard, and POW. First guy goes down HARD! Two of the other three attack Willard and me and my other buddy proceed to get our asses kikt by the fourth.
Willard ends up being the only one standing as the MP's arrive. The bar backed us as not having started the fight so everything ended up cool for us.
Three of the other guys had to go to the hospital for various stitches and stuff.
It was about a week later we found out good ol' quiet Willard was Pennsylvania State Golden Gloves Boxer.
DON"T FUCK WITH PEOPLE YOU DON"T KNOW!!!!!!!!! A lesson I'll never forget.