TBB

Way beyond extreme!!

Glad he's ok!!

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked. A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back." A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?" Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!" I asked my wife why did she marry me. Wife: "Because you are funny." Me: "I thought it was because I was good in bed?" Wife: "You see? You're hilarious." God said to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a p***s. The bad news… I’ve only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!" My nephew told me when he grows up, he wants to be a pizza delivery guy, or a pool skimmer. I need to tell my bro to do a better job at hiding his porn.

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!!!

Nah - kick @RobMc in the nuts and give ME the money!!

Oscars - Will Smith? Oscars - Will Smith?? Oscars - Will Smith??? Who gives a flying fuck???????????????????????

OK - when's next time???

That's why we're >IDIOTS<???

Oh - thanks - I thought she said keep it moving faster!!

Nice man cave - I see a pole for the dancers but I don't see a frig to store the drinks -

There's no such thing as too much alcohol!!!! I can find any hole - hair or not - just ask ................................

Have a GREAT birthday everyone!!!!

You're all a bunch of >IDIOTS< - except @Icequeen - she's a hot >IDIOT<

Looks good - I'll help but I have to taste test first!!!

OH!??? It's supposed to work??? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Yes - and I had to wait in line behind ....................

Good stuff!

Looks very tasty!! I'm on my way!!

No - but I'm great at fertilizing!!!

I pressed a button once on one of @Timmah!'s pictures - had to by a new supply of eye bleach!!!

We need to have a serious talk!!

Obviously not high enough!!!

Have a GREAT birthday!!!

MAKE IT STOP MOVING!!!!!

OK @Timmah! - we got to make @Icequeen happy - shave them and then post a new picture - but warn me first!!!