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Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come
to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the
stream and look for a narrower place. Fortunately they come to an
old bridge spanning the stream.

Deciding the bridge is safe, the two women proceed to cross.
Halfway across, one woman stops and says to the other,

"You know, I've always wanted to be like the guys, and pee off a
bridge."

The other woman looks around and says, "Well, I don't see anyone
around, now's your chance!"

The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over to the
side of the bridge. As she begins to urinate, she looks over her
shoulder.

"Holy shit!" she exclaims, "I just pissed in a canoe !"

Alarmed, the second woman hurries over and peeks at the stream.

"Calm down," she says. "That wasn't a canoe you pissed in, it was
just your reflection."

 

 

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lol

 



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Looks like that canoe has a leak in it.



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