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One day a man decides to call home to talk with his wife on his lunch break.

 

Daughter :hello

 

Dad: hey hunny, how are you, can I talk to mommy

 

Daughter: I am good and no daddy, she is busy with uncle bob

 

Dad: Uncle bob, hunny you don't have an uncle bob

 

Daughter: Yes Daddy, he has been coming over for the past couple of months while you were at work

 

Dad: she has eh, hunny do something for me, run up stairs and say daddy just got home and is getting out of the car now,

so the daughter runs upstairs and a minute later comes running back and picks up the phone

 

Daughter: Daddy, I said what you wanted me to say and mommy got up and ran around fell and hit her head on the corner of the bed and is bleeding, uncle bob got up and ran around and jumped out the second floor window and fell into the drained out pool and is not moving too

 

Dad: Umm hunny we don't have a pool, is this 555-6757

 

Daughter: No, it is 555-5757

 

Dad: ohh, sorry wrong number



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Oldie but still a goodie.....



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who drained the pool damn it



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lol



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that was really funny,

nice one



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LMAO


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