JohnnyDos Posted December 16, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted December 16, 2010 GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you Remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
wildthing Posted December 16, 2010 Member ID: 36 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 127 Topic Count: 240 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3862 Content Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 2303 Achievement Points: 34799 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/22/1968 Device: Windows Posted December 16, 2010 ROTFLMAO nice johnny thanks for the laugh. Awards
2_MANY_BEERS Posted December 16, 2010 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 108 Topic Count: 1049 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 8817 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 3309 Achievement Points: 62219 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Posted December 16, 2010 I have a swing in my front yard. LOL
Bushape Posted December 16, 2010 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted December 16, 2010 That is a good one Johnny. What a moron. One time my wife and I were out of town and after we got drunk as hell at dinner we went driving around. We found a playground that had a huge ass swing. We had never done that since we got married after almost 30 years at the time. But we got on that swing and she went higher than I could. I couldn't get it up that high. Damn she did though. LOL Fun shit. It is always good to act like a kid with the one you love. If you can get it up that high or not. lol Awards
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