WeednFeed Posted December 18, 2010 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2341 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3813 Achievement Points: 24110 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted December 18, 2010 THE VIBRATORAs a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroomdoor, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming fromwithin. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five yearsold, unmarried, and this thing is about as close asI'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away andleave me alone.'The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzzcoming from the other side of the closed bedroomdoor. Upon entering the room, he observed hisdaughter making passionate love to her vibrator.To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and thisthing is about as close as I'll ever get to ahusband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'A couple days later, the wife came home from ashopping trip ,placed the groceries on the kitchencounter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,of all places, the living room. She entered thatarea and observed her husband sitting on the couch,downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzinglike crazy.The wife asked: 'What the f... are you doing?'The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with myson-in-law.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Pharticus Posted December 18, 2010 Member ID: 1320 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 37 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 611 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 357 Achievement Points: 4498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 10, 2020 Birthday: 01/14/1976 Share Posted December 18, 2010 Re-posted for all to actually read (maybe someone should ease up on the weed ) As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip , placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the f... are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WeednFeed Posted December 18, 2010 Member ID: 433 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 39 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 2341 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 3813 Achievement Points: 24110 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 35 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 05/28/1957 Device: Windows Author Share Posted December 18, 2010 Am I doing something wrong when I look at my post it looks ok to me. Any suggestions? Weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FunStick Posted December 18, 2010 Member ID: 1100 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 164 Topic Count: 165 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1038 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 9273 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 3 Birthday: 11/30/1980 Device: Android Share Posted December 18, 2010 I can see his post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angel Posted December 19, 2010 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4316 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 2955 Achievement Points: 34774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2010 me 2...and that was funny.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted December 19, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I had no problem reading it and I too thought it was funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
cbags Posted December 19, 2010 Member ID: 110 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 7 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 284 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 22, 2019 Birthday: 11/07/1975 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I could see......funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ph4nt0m Posted December 19, 2010 Member ID: 1 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 39 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1909 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 121 Achievement Points: 11489 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 12/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 4, 2020 Birthday: 06/28/1975 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Pharticus is using the battlefield skin, the text is enlarged when using that skin, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pharticus Posted December 19, 2010 Member ID: 1320 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 37 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 611 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 357 Achievement Points: 4498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 10, 2020 Birthday: 01/14/1976 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Right you are, Phantom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
MedicBob Posted December 19, 2010 Member ID: 1077 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 23 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 125 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 01/01/1970 Share Posted December 19, 2010 LOL funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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