pwrcrzy52 Posted February 12, 2011 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.57 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25694 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted February 12, 2011 Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs, in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up . so she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think. Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 12, 2011 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 539 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 17630 Content Per Day: 3.10 Reputation: 42738 Achievement Points: 152597 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 693 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted February 12, 2011 GOOD ONE ..GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK ..PLAYING AND TO YOUR OLD SELF AGAIN Awards
Ov3rKi11 Posted February 12, 2011 Member ID: 265 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 36 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 689 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 423 Achievement Points: 25220 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 05/22/1969 Device: iPhone Posted February 12, 2011 LMAO....thats a good one Awards
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