Ferret Posted August 5, 2011 Member ID: 859 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 681 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 4117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/09/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2014 Birthday: 11/04/1968 Share Posted August 5, 2011 An old Rodney Dangerfield joke.... but a goodie: I went to see my doctor last week, he said he needed a urine specimen, a stool specimien, and a semen specimen.... So I gave him my underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrimalFear Posted August 5, 2011 Member ID: 159 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 6 Topic Count: 76 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 855 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 93 Achievement Points: 5145 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 9, 2012 Birthday: 09/21/1971 Share Posted August 5, 2011 lol I remember that, to add to it, remember this one? My friend and myself were sitting on the front porch when a dog sits in the middle of the street and starts licking his balls; My friend says "I wish I could do that"'; I said "Go ask him, maybe he'll let you". I miss that guy, he gets no respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted August 6, 2011 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 274 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18341 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20418 Achievement Points: 134386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 274 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 6, 2011 Your jokes show no respect at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BattlewolF Posted August 6, 2011 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 1 Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted August 6, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted August 8, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7654 Content Per Day: 1.96 Reputation: 7229 Achievement Points: 53674 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 7 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted August 8, 2011 Woman goes to the Doc and says "my husband keeps eating dog food. Will it hurt him? Doc says that's unusual, but poses no risks to his health. A month later woman passes by the doctor in the supermarket and the doc asks how her husband's doing. She tells him her husband died the previous week. The doc says, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I didn't think eating dog food would hurt him." The woman responds, "Oh, it wasn't the dog food. He was sitting on the couch licking his balls and he fell off and broke his neck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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