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Sitting Duc Pick Up Lines 101


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I always liked this one ;)

guy:Wanna get a pizza and fuck?

girl: no

guy:what you dont like pizza?      lol

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make your move duc...slow and sure bro....awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..
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I always liked this one ;)

guy:Wanna get a pizza and fuck?

girl: no

guy:what you dont like pizza?      lol

does she say yes.... this has got to work. Dont set poor duc to fail. Sorry duc.. dont do this... i think. Well let you know more later.

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try this line

I may look like harry potter but they call me harry pornstar so drop those pants and let me show you my wand

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Are you wearing space pants? Your ass is outta this world!

 

Sit on my face and ill guess your weight.... if i am wrong i'll eat the difference.... 

 

Spit or swallow?

 

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if nothing works, try this:

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Storm you took my line and the way it is said is "Hey baby ever play fool the guesser at the carnival. where they guess your height and weight. Come sit on my face let me guess your weight what I don't guess i will eat one pound.

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She's so fine i'd eat the corn outa her crap ! Heard this from a guy at work and i never laughed so hard.Yell

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