Kansas88 Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 2904 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 81 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 159 Achievement Points: 1944 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24, 2024 Birthday: 07/31/1969 Posted November 14, 2011 There was a lady shopping at the local super market where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the best of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you are absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied:"Cause you're ugly." Awards
Belted Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 1620 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 90 Topic Count: 161 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 1430 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 928 Achievement Points: 11072 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/28/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 3, 2024 Birthday: 03/24/1962 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2011 Good one Kansas88, lol... Take care... Awards
DramaLlama Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 1443 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2299 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 3789 Achievement Points: 17867 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 05/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 8, 2023 Birthday: 02/19/1987 Posted November 14, 2011 lol Awards
Bushape Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 839 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 83 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1334 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 64 Achievement Points: 7776 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2020 Birthday: 07/17/1958 Posted November 14, 2011 That was a good one. I never expected that answer. Awards
WolfTiS Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.40 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted November 14, 2011 LMAO, good one buddy... Awards
Dirtbag333 Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 876 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 89 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 423 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 3012 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/12/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 8, 2014 Birthday: 04/03/1984 Posted November 14, 2011 Still laughin at that one XD
BeerGoat Posted November 14, 2011 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1251 Content Per Day: 0.25 Reputation: 295 Achievement Points: 8401 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Posted November 14, 2011 That was great. Awards
Syckle Posted November 17, 2011 Member ID: 2694 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 432 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 326 Achievement Points: 5584 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 07/26/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 24 Birthday: 08/11/1965 Device: Windows Posted November 17, 2011 Ha!!!! Awards
StormCrow Posted November 17, 2011 Member ID: 480 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 75 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2707 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 5096 Achievement Points: 46738 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 37 Joined: 09/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 03/11/1975 Device: Android Posted November 17, 2011 thats a good one LOL Awards
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