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There's no doubt about it - millions of crimes will be committed tomorrow as the British nation celebrates Christmas! 

 

During our brief period as a Republic, ruled by the Lord Protector, Oliver Cromwell, he decided that eating mince pies on Christmas Day should be made an offence and this law has never been repealed!  Laughing 

 

Other ridiculous laws still in force (not enacted by republicans) are:

 

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament;

 

It could be regarded an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down;

 

In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants;

 

The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen;

 

It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing;

 

It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour.  

(Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7081038.stm ; verified by the BBC.)

 

Happy Christmas to all miscreants! Wink



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Thats a shame the one about being dying being illegal in the house of Parliament, there are quite a few in there (probably all) that i would'nt mind  topping, where the fuck is Guy Fawkes when you need himSurprised



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So....if I saunter on into the House of Parliament wearing my Master Chief Armor, I could get arrested? 

 

Oh now this is something that I have to do before I die. 

 

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It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

 

 

huh? lol


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