DEEJAYKEG Posted December 24, 2011 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.10 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted December 24, 2011 There's no doubt about it - millions of crimes will be committed tomorrow as the British nation celebrates Christmas! During our brief period as a Republic, ruled by the Lord Protector, Oliver Cromwell, he decided that eating mince pies on Christmas Day should be made an offence and this law has never been repealed! Other ridiculous laws still in force (not enacted by republicans) are: It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament; It could be regarded an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down; In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants; The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen; It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing; It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour. (Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7081038.stm ; verified by the BBC.) Happy Christmas to all miscreants! Awards
Sonovabich Posted December 24, 2011 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1535 Topics Per Day: 0.27 Content Count: 5022 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5198 Achievement Points: 131537 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 07:44 AM Device: Windows Posted December 24, 2011 Thats a shame the one about being dying being illegal in the house of Parliament, there are quite a few in there (probably all) that i would'nt mind topping, where the fuck is Guy Fawkes when you need him
Hickeydog Posted December 24, 2011 Member ID: 783 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 283 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 27 Achievement Points: 1698 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/23/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 6, 2015 Birthday: 04/10/1990 Posted December 24, 2011 So....if I saunter on into the House of Parliament wearing my Master Chief Armor, I could get arrested? Oh now this is something that I have to do before I die.
Belle Posted December 24, 2011 Member ID: 503 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 181 Topic Count: 71 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2461 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1213 Achievement Points: 15555 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/24/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Device: Windows Posted December 24, 2011 It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing huh? lol Awards
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