HarryWeezer Posted December 24, 2011 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.78 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted December 24, 2011 So we were sitting down to dinner tonight and I heard some racket on my roof. Already dark here but I went out with my .45 in hand to find some damned fool screwing around with my chimney - a burglar, I first thought, since he had a sack slung over his shoulder to put all our silverware and electronic devices in. So I said "who the hell are you and what the fuck are you doing on my roof?" The asshole said something like "Hore hore hore" and it became clear to me at that point that this jerk not only didn't speak English, but was probably an Al Qaeda operative with a bomb in his sack, bent on bringing terrorism right to my living room. He was wearing some kind of disguise - white face mask and red hoodie. To hell with that shit - I put one round right in his ass. Near as I could tell, he had some kind of stealth rocket sled parked right there on my roof and crawled over to it and off he went, probably looking for some more hores. I heard his exclaim as he sailed out of sight , that he wished to hell he had stayed home tonight. Thank God we live in America where he have the right to bear arms. Awards
baldie Posted December 25, 2011 Member ID: 607 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 76 Topic Count: 246 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3370 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 2733 Achievement Points: 34320 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/21/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 09/16/1966 Device: Windows Posted December 25, 2011 Ho Ho Ho nice one Harry Merry Christmas Awards
kswift420 Posted December 25, 2011 Member ID: 1071 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 879 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 261 Achievement Points: 5414 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/31/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 5, 2017 Birthday: 12/29/1974 Posted December 25, 2011 haha.. Told my kids if i see Santa we were going to be eating deer meat for a long time!!
LaRSin Posted December 25, 2011 Member ID: 45 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 69 Topic Count: 982 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 9496 Content Per Day: 1.64 Reputation: 3763 Achievement Points: 68497 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 02/25/1951 Device: Windows Posted December 25, 2011 Nice shot Harry lol Awards
Damage_inc- Posted December 25, 2011 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted December 25, 2011 with the new laws our great country put into effect obomma would have him jailed -I mean detained indefinitely as a terrorist and probably tortured / waterboarded - I mean questioned. btw merry xmas Awards
my_slave Posted December 25, 2011 Member ID: 1186 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 42 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 284 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 114 Achievement Points: 2038 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 1 Birthday: 09/12/1982 Device: iPhone Posted December 25, 2011 LMFAO thank you for that great laugh i needed it ... i dont know you but yet i like you a lot my friend ty so much :-) Awards
john tams Posted December 25, 2011 Member ID: 169 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 27 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 176 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 107 Achievement Points: 1355 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 29, 2021 Birthday: 03/24/1953 Posted December 25, 2011 Holy SHIT..............! YOU SHOT SANTA!!!!!!!!!! No wonder there was jack shit under the tree for me this morning, LOL good one mate, merry Christmas to you, and merry Christmas to all. Awards
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