WldPenguin Posted June 19, 2012 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 187 Topic Count: 817 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 4777 Content Per Day: 0.96 Reputation: 7459 Achievement Points: 51786 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 92 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted June 19, 2012 A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home." Damage_inc- and Sitting-Duc 2 Awards
TBB Posted June 20, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 293 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21396 Content Per Day: 3.77 Reputation: 23075 Achievement Points: 153271 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 418 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: iPad Posted June 20, 2012 lol - good one - thanks Awards
WiZiD Posted June 20, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.63 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted June 20, 2012 Nice.. Don't ever marry an ugly woman. It takes the spike right of the whole relationship. Awards
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