WldPenguin Posted June 19, 2012 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 189 Topic Count: 923 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 4996 Content Per Day: 0.93 Reputation: 7960 Achievement Points: 54029 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 107 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 32 minutes ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted June 19, 2012 A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home." Sitting-Duc and Damage_inc- 2 Awards
TBB Posted June 20, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 320 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 24518 Content Per Day: 4.06 Reputation: 25795 Achievement Points: 172211 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 550 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 20, 2012 lol - good one - thanks Awards
WiZiD Posted June 20, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.59 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3, 2025 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Posted June 20, 2012 Nice.. Don't ever marry an ugly woman. It takes the spike right of the whole relationship. Awards
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