WldPenguin Posted June 19, 2012 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 188 Topic Count: 882 Topics Per Day: 0.17 Content Count: 4921 Content Per Day: 0.95 Reputation: 7782 Achievement Points: 53234 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 102 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Online Last Seen: 2 minutes ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Posted June 19, 2012 A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home." Sitting-Duc and Damage_inc- 2 Awards
TBB Posted June 20, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 307 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 23617 Content Per Day: 4.02 Reputation: 24807 Achievement Points: 166490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 490 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted June 20, 2012 lol - good one - thanks Awards
WiZiD Posted June 20, 2012 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 3, 2025 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Device: Windows Posted June 20, 2012 Nice.. Don't ever marry an ugly woman. It takes the spike right of the whole relationship. Awards
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