Olympic Bloopers

[Merlin007]

Sports commentators show their intelligence

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> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far

> during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

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> 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I

> saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

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> 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak

> from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

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> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my

> mother and father."

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> 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some

> deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

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> 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we

> can expect the same thing again."

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> 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't

> like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

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> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the

> IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

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> 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've

> got eleven Dicks on the field."

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> 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is

> that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses

> them.. .......Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[kiwi]

very funny. There was a news anchor in nz who was new to the sports position. News in those days (80s) was still government broadcast and very bland and stiff upper lip. He announced to the joy of everyone watching that "susan devoy, had once again beaten her Austrailian rival, (squash) in straight sex!" i was about ten and still get a laugh out of that.

[Warface]

none more hilarious than the feck dudes diving,lol that shit was funny,you guys see that back flop?lol