JohnnyDos Posted February 10, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2013 THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITIONASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYMEWITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming.That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other-- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sEmpty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyesDamn, I'm good at telling lies! 9. My love, you take my breath away.What have you stepped in to smell this way? 10. My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted February 10, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18307 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 20362 Achievement Points: 134117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 273 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 10, 2013 Funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
djMot Posted February 10, 2013 Member ID: 3189 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 94 Topic Count: 355 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 5234 Content Per Day: 1.16 Reputation: 11106 Achievement Points: 48754 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 112 Joined: 02/11/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 12/24/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted February 10, 2013 LOL. Just in time for V-Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted February 10, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 Yeah that is comming this week isn't it.Cya Mon.morning DjMot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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