loaderXI Posted May 1, 2013 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6420 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6496 Achievement Points: 54362 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 10:54 PM Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted May 1, 2013 An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created."What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don''''t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful." TBB and Blackbart 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted May 1, 2013 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1242 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 13 Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted May 1, 2013 LOL. Good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
daMike Posted May 1, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 15, 2023 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted May 1, 2013 is it related to the bear dropping thread earlier? Of which we dont know what we know now. Good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 1, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 269 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18222 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20275 Achievement Points: 133543 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 269 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 23 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 1, 2013 Good one - thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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