JohnnyDos Posted May 7, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted May 7, 2013 SCOTTISHWEDDING At theScottish wedding reception the D.J.yelled... "Would allmarried men please stand next to the one person who hasmade your lifeworth living." Thebartender was almost crushed to death. SEX Condomsdon’t guarantee safe sex anymore ….. A friend ofmine waswearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband. NewBook Aman goes into Chapters and asks the young lady assistant, "Do youhave thenew book out for men with short penises?" Shereplies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That'sthe one; I'll take a copy…" Poor LanceArmstrong - Ithink it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone hastreated LanceArmstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning7 Tourde France races, while on drugs.WhenI was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike. Drive By A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV,just the remote. Now he drives by and changes thechannels. Sick Bastard!! The Agony ofAgingOn the morningthat Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visitmy aging friend. He was busy covering hispenis with black shoe polish.I said to him, "You better get your hearingchecked - You're supposed to turn your clock back". SCAM Just got scammedout of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favourite 18Holes".Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass thison so others don't get scammed.Best Regards,CharlieSheen SoTrue Before sex, you help each other get naked.After sex, you only dress yourself. The Moralof the story: Inlife, no one helps you once you've been f@#ked. PregnantProstitute Doctorasks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?" "For f.... sakes , if you ate a tin of beans would you knowwhich one made youfart?" SexResearch (could behandy) If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call youhandsome! EASYJET Paddy calls EASYJET to book aflight.The operator asks, "How many people are flying withyou?" Paddy replies "I don't know! It's your bloody plane." blk_plague 1
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