MTNMAN52 Posted July 2, 2013 Member ID: 247 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 244 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 345 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 698 Achievement Points: 5144 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 17 Birthday: 02/27/1952 Device: Windows Posted July 2, 2013 At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, an spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?' Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go back ana pick her up." TheEnda blk_plague, Xalandra, Spartacus and 6 others 9 Awards
little_old_man Posted July 2, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Posted July 2, 2013 LOL, so true. This year I will have been married 24 years, and around 10 of them were the best of my life. Leadfinger, BigPapaDean, Spartacus and 1 other 4 Awards
Damage_inc- Posted July 3, 2013 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.27 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Posted July 3, 2013 (edited) my work bud has the best stories.He once asked an old timmer waht his secret to a long marriage was and the old timer replied... "never pass up a piece of ass it may the best piece of ass you ever had....... just fkn classic..lmfao another he asked said "burn everything if she asks you to cook burn it,vacuum -vaccum the cord up.cloths bleachem all...that will be the last time she asks you to do anything..... what a riot.. i told him to write a book called the best advise i never used... Edited July 3, 2013 by Damage_inc- BigPapaDean 1 Awards
Leadfinger Posted July 5, 2013 Member ID: 4888 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 56 Topic Count: 69 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2020 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 3795 Achievement Points: 26312 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/12/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 29, 2023 Birthday: 08/29/1962 Posted July 5, 2013 The secret to a long marriage is to fish as much as you can. When I got married I told my wife " I don't chase women and I don't drink" but I go fishing a lot. Been married for 30 years . . . . . she's the best catch yet. Awards
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