JohnnyDos Posted October 23, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.39 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Better than a Flu Shot. Miss Beatrice,The church organist,Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for hersweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glassbowl sitting on top of it.The bowl was filled with water,and in the water floated. of all things, a condom!When she returned with tea and scones,they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and itsstrange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.'Miss Beatrice', he said,'I wonder if you would tell me about this?Pointing to the bowl.'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't itwonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on theground.The directions said to place it on the organ,Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. Edited October 23, 2013 by JohnnyDos LordOfChaos, little_old_man, Mule and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfChaos Posted October 23, 2013 Member ID: 3174 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 100 Topic Count: 78 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2162 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1645 Achievement Points: 17423 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/03/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2017 Birthday: 07/24/1957 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Johnny I will never look at little old church ladies the same ever again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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