JohnnyDos Posted March 4, 2014 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted March 4, 2014 > An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather, Abdullah, in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home. After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.> > How do you like it here?" asked the grandson"> >>>> It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said grandpa.> >>>> "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you,since you are a little different from everyone."> > "Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said with a big smile.> > "There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!> > There is a judge in here - he's 95 year old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'.> > There's a dentist here - 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him ' Doctor'!> > And me - I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me 'T he Fucking Arab' ldoz, DEEJAYKEG, iboomboom and 4 others 7
eidolonFIRE Posted March 4, 2014 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Posted March 4, 2014 So politically incorrect! I love it! Lol
TBB Posted March 4, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 291 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21172 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22852 Achievement Points: 151880 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 410 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted March 4, 2014 Fantastic! Awards
KenMan Posted March 4, 2014 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.35 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Posted March 4, 2014 :lol: Awards
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