DEEJAYKEG Posted May 7, 2014 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.09 Reputation: 4985 Achievement Points: 50728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11, 2024 Posted May 7, 2014 How I Lost My Teeth... ------------------------- I was in the Rose & Crown last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number! I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?" She said, "I sure do." I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing." My dental surgery is on Monday. JohnnyDos, ldoz, baldie and 2 others 5 Awards
HarryWeezer Posted May 7, 2014 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 7655 Content Per Day: 1.78 Reputation: 7232 Achievement Points: 53682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 17 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 7, 2014 How I lost mine - true story. Walked into a bar in Wichita in 1968 while stationed at McConnell AFB and right into the middle of a bar fight. Got smacked in the face with a full bottle of beer which cost me five teeth. baldie, eidolonFIRE and Nisty* 3 Awards
TBB Posted May 7, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 292 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 21236 Content Per Day: 3.75 Reputation: 22922 Achievement Points: 152286 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 411 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted May 7, 2014 Good one - thanks Awards
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