pwrcrzy52 Posted April 3, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.12 Content Count: 3300 Content Per Day: 0.58 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25692 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 31, 2024 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Posted April 3, 2010 Girls' Night Out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!' Awards
noob Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 1144 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 40 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 255 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 101 Achievement Points: 1953 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/16/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 7, 2024 Birthday: 08/30/1993 Device: Windows Posted April 4, 2010 good joke Awards
ShadowLady Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2251 Content Per Day: 0.39 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12883 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 10:31 PM Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Posted April 4, 2010 I knew that bastard couldn't keep his mouth shut about my little mistake! (just kidding)........good one Pwrcrazy! -Shadow Awards
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