pwrcrzy52 Posted April 3, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted April 3, 2010 Girls' Night Out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
noob Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 1144 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 252 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 101 Achievement Points: 1932 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/16/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 17, 2022 Birthday: 08/30/1993 Share Posted April 4, 2010 good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
ShadowLady Posted April 4, 2010 Member ID: 25 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 111 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 2250 Content Per Day: 0.42 Reputation: 136 Achievement Points: 12871 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 10/30/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted April 4, 2010 I knew that bastard couldn't keep his mouth shut about my little mistake! (just kidding)........good one Pwrcrazy! -Shadow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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