Damage_inc- Posted November 24, 2014 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted November 24, 2014 A Polish Pickle Worker Stan Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For many years, he had a powerful, almost uncontrollable desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it , he finally sought professional help from the factory psychologist. After six months of intense therapy, however, the frustrated therapist gave up. He advised Stan to go ahead and do it; otherwise he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day Stan came home from work very early. His wife, Stella, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. For the first time, Stan tearfully confessed to her his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired. Stella gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find everything normal. She looked up and said, "I don't understand, what about the pickle slicer?" Stan replied, "I think she got fired, too! ldoz, TBB, eidolonFIRE and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
NITRO Posted November 24, 2014 Member ID: 1095 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 34 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3639 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 2460 Achievement Points: 24702 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 02/06/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 24 Birthday: 03/23/1979 Device: Android Share Posted November 24, 2014 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted November 24, 2014 Member ID: 390 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 25 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted November 24, 2014 Good one LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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TBB Posted November 24, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 266 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18167 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20202 Achievement Points: 133140 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 266 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted November 24, 2014 GOOD ONE - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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