JohnnyDos Posted February 11, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted February 11, 2015 From the American AssociationOf Retired People Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ? A: NudityQ: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!"SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor! little_old_man, Blackbart, TBB and 2 others 5
TBB Posted February 11, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20405 Content Per Day: 3.65 Reputation: 22490 Achievement Points: 147502 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 390 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 53 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted February 11, 2015 In the case of >XI< this applies to everyone! Logan 1 Awards
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