pwrcrzy52 Posted May 1, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Friday at 11:50 PM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted May 1, 2010 This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in.She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"He answers, "$35."She: "How much for the black one?"He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"He: "$35."She: "How much for the white one?"He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes.Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!" claracj3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted May 1, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 513 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17086 Content Per Day: 3.25 Reputation: 42075 Achievement Points: 148569 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 677 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted May 1, 2010 now that is a true blonde .good thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icarus Posted May 1, 2010 Member ID: 428 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 2 Achievement Points: 297 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 4, 2020 Birthday: 09/03/1971 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTDANKO Posted May 1, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted May 1, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts