JohnnyDos Posted April 22, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.18 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.31 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Posted April 22, 2016 GREAT SEX QUOTES FROM CELEBRITIES : "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."~ ~ Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."~ ~ George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."~ ~ Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."~ ~ Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."~ ~ Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."~ ~ Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."~ ~ Robin Williams "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are toojudgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."~ ~ Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"~ ~ Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"~ ~ Jerry Seinfeld "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."~ ~ Robin Williams "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."~ ~ Joan Rivers "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."~ ~ Steve Martin "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life."~ ~ Elmo Phillips "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."~ ~ Oscar Wilde WeednFeed, JAYsus_NL, dudebroman and 5 others 8
LadyIngvild Posted May 2, 2016 Member ID: 24117 Group: ++ Minecraft Admin Followers: 25 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 362 Content Per Day: 0.11 Reputation: 599 Achievement Points: 3402 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/19/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 23, 2024 Birthday: 07/14/1994 Device: Android Posted May 2, 2016 "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."~ ~ Steve MartinHahahahahah Awards
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