Unchileno Posted May 28, 2010 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 110 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 8139 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 6768 Achievement Points: 61591 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 21 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Posted May 28, 2010 Man goes into petshop to buy a parrot..1 that he can talk to....He ask the owner for 1...he show him 1 that spoke 5 languages..The man ask how much?...he said $5000...wow too much he reply..Well I got this other 1 ,,speaks 3 languages..how much he ask?...$3000...Again he said too much...well how much you have owner said?...I got $100...Hmmmmmm...I got this bugie here he is like the pope speaks all languages...100 for you......The guys thinks about it and says whats the catch?....He is got no legs..."no legs"..how is he standing on perch?...He has learn to balance him self with his pennis...neat treat Ill take him.He brings him home and get him even a new cage...next day he goes to work and ask the bugie to watch the house and the wife....When the man comes home he finds the bugie on the middle of the cage with head split open and with concussion...he ask bird what happen?...The bird starts to tell him...when you left the neighbour came over...your wife open the door butt naked..Rush him in and sat him on the couch....The man ask what happen next?...she starting kissing him...OMG...what happen next?,,the man ask..She stared to give him oral...OMG..what happen next?..the man ask...She took off his cloth and they started to go at it like wild animals...OMG..What happen next?..he ask..I dont know cause I got a "HARD ON" and went head first... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted May 28, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17544 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42645 Achievement Points: 151942 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 09:43 AM Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted May 28, 2010 that joke is as you are...a littel girl riding her bike stops at the corner ..there is a cop there on his horse.. the cop ask did santa give that bike ..the gir; said yes the cop gives her a ticket and says give this to your dad and make sure you get some refilkters. on that bike.. the girl looks up and said did you get that horse from santa ...the cop said yes i did .the girl looks back up and siad tell him the dick goes under the horse not on top .. right back at you chile Awards
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