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Man goes into petshop to buy a parrot..1 that he can talk to....He ask the owner for 1...he show him 1 that spoke 5 languages..The man ask how much?...he said $5000...wow too much he reply..Well I got this other 1 ,,speaks 3 languages..how much he ask?...$3000...Again he said too much...well how much you have owner said?...I got $100...Hmmmmmm...I got this bugie here he is like the pope speaks all languages...100 for you......The guys thinks about it and says whats the catch?....He is got no legs..."no legs"..how is he standing on perch?...He has learn to balance him self with his pennis...neat treat Ill take him.He brings him home and get him even a new cage...next day he goes to work and ask the bugie to watch the house and the wife....When the man comes home he finds the bugie on the middle of the cage with head split open and with concussion...he ask bird what happen?...The bird starts to tell him...when you left the neighbour came over...your wife open the door butt naked..Rush him in and sat him  on the couch....The man ask what happen next?...she starting kissing him...OMG...what happen next?,,the man ask..She stared to give him oral...OMG..what happen next?..the man ask...She took off his cloth and they started to go at it like wild animals...OMG..What happen next?..he ask..I dont know cause I got a "HARD ON" and went head first...



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that joke is as you are...a littel girl riding her bike stops at the corner ..there is a cop there on his horse.. the cop ask did santa give that bike ..the gir; said yes the cop gives her a ticket and says give this to your dad and make sure you get some refilkters. on that bike.. the girl looks up and said did you get that horse from santa ...the cop said yes i did .the girl looks back up and siad tell  him the dick goes under the horse not on top .. right back at you chile


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