AyeAyeRon Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Here is some god advice. If a woman asks you "do these PANTS make my ASS look big?" do not answer "BIGGER THAN WHAT?" and do not tell the truth "you look beautiful" is the correct response. Just life's little rules I tell her shes beautiful genuinely and she tells me "You only say that because you married me" FUNky, BattlewolF, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2017 I don't want to assume anything, but I'm going to bet mine are better I am sure about that.. lol FUNky and AyaqGuyaq 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.16 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) I tell her shes beautiful genuinely and she tells me "You only say that because you married me" Insecurities. If her butt is getting big.. work it out. You have the power.... just get fixed first like I did. Condom's are a pain in the ass.. no pun intended. And it is not just about the thang thang A A Ron... be active no matter what. Kids only tired you when you are not as active as them. My kids never had a problem falling a sleep.. it was easy. They were tired. Edited January 13, 2017 by hxtr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted January 13, 2017 "Aye-ya-yie-ya-yie," @AyeAyeRon. If you are like I was with my wife, I was most apt to say that when I was feeling "frisky." It usually worked if the moon was in the right "cycle," if you know what I mean. However, she also told me that 20 mins. of begging did not count as "foreplay." Lol. Ayaq AyeAyeRon and FUNky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Our foreplay is me doing the dishes haha AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5350 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13966 Achievement Points: 47158 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Share Posted January 13, 2017 "Aye-ya-yie-ya-yie," @AyeAyeRon. If you are like I was with my wife, I was most apt to say that when I was feeling "frisky." It usually worked if the moon was in the right "cycle," if you know what I mean. However, she also told me that 20 mins. of begging did not count as "foreplay." After twenty minutes of begging my wife does just like my dog and rolls over and plays dead. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted January 13, 2017 LMAO! @@bds1961, sir, I laughed for a solid two minutes on that one! Ayaq bds1961 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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