TBB Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18137 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132916 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2017 hxtr, Merlin007, TheLastColdBeer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18137 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132916 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2017 President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "my people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!""Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President."I do need your help," said Yeltsin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?""Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton."Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Yeltsin."Yes?""Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Yeltsin."No problem," replied the President and, with that, Clinton hung up and called the President of Trojan. "I need a favor....you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia.""Consider it done," said the President of Trojan."Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide.""Easily done. Anything else?""Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN AMERICA, SIZE SMALL' on each one. little_old_man, hxtr, TheLastColdBeer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18137 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132916 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2017 My first time buying condoms at age 16 I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, "No, it's my first time." She took one out, put it on her thumb, and told me to make sure it was on tight. I still looked confused. She looked around the store to see if it was empty and it was. "Just a minute," she said, and locked the door. She led me to the back room, took off her shirt and bra. You like these?" I could only nod my head. She said to put the condom on. As I was putting it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down. "Come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so amazing that I couldn't hold back and KAPOW, I was done in two minutes! She looked at me concerned and asked "Did you put the condom on?" I said, "I sure did!" and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted. Merlin007, hxtr, bds1961 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18137 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132916 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2017 A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, Could you give me condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriends sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too. "The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriends mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on hisleft, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didnt know you were so religious!!!"The boy replies: "I didnt know your dad was the pharmacist!!!" JohnnyDos, hxtr, Merlin007 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18137 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20154 Achievement Points: 132916 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2017 TheLastColdBeer, JohnnyDos, hxtr and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 This is the real reason for the use of condoms Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Merlin007, TheLastColdBeer and hxtr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted January 19, 2017 Well LOM. At your age and stage of life the best description that would fit in your case is. A sleeping bag for your penis. That's what the sock on my right ankle is for. My left sock hold my nuts. hxtr, bds1961, TheLastColdBeer and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 That's what the sock on my right ankle is for. My left sock hold my nuts.So your basically saying you like sock puppets Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.29 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted January 19, 2017 So your basically saying you like sock puppets Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Me not so much, but our cats love them. bds1961, hxtr, Merlin007 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 19, 2017 Me not so much, but our cats love them.Ouch Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted January 19, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 19, 2017 Damn you turned @@TBB into a animal!!!! I think we can all tell @@TBB is an expert on condom humor. TheLastColdBeer, TBB and bds1961 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bds1961 Posted January 20, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 20, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 20, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 Thanks for sharing a picture of your stock Hxtr TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 20, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 20, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 TBB and Merlin007 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
bds1961 Posted January 20, 2017 Member ID: 1213 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 172 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 5349 Content Per Day: 1.03 Reputation: 13963 Achievement Points: 47129 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 174 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/11/1961 Device: iPad Author Share Posted January 20, 2017 Merlin007 and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Kods37 Posted January 21, 2017 Member ID: 24373 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 22 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 10 Achievement Points: 167 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 5, 2017 Birthday: 01/11/1999 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Throughout my childhood my mother always said this: "If you go out to play, make sure you wear your raincoat." Took me 16 years to figure out that she meant wear a condom. When she passed me one and said "I don't want grandkids." Awkward teen moment #1 Merlin007 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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