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14 minutes ago, AyaqGuyaq said:

'Nuff said.

Lol.

Fuck you, @Sonovabich, for calling me "stupid," and Fuck you for suggesting that the Russians coulda won WWII without the help of the Americans.

Fuck you, ungrateful bastard!

Ayaq

Sober up dickhead



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Posted (edited)

Have I missed this?? Now now boys, cool down.

Edited by RobMc


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Posted (edited)
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27 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Have I missed this?? Now now boys, cool down.

 

Hey, bud, Ayaq is cool.

Suffering concussion, that's all.  From falling in the fish hold, 'member?

I told you about my fall down the fishing hold, right, where I hit my head?

Doctor told me not to do anything mental-like for two weeks.

We were having a party at my cousin's house 5 days ago.

Yeah, we were drinking.

My cousin Lester, 6'4" tall, 350 lbs., asked me to come around the table and give him a hug.  We were playing cribbage, and I was winning.

I gave him a hug, we were laughing, and "Bam!," he slugged me in the left  jaw.

Reflexively, I punched back, slugging him in the left jaw.

All 350 pounds of him crumpled to the floor.

I just got done fishing, I met him in the E.R. afterwards, and he said "P.C. (for "Paul Christopher"), I have no idea why I punched you!"

I'm a fun-loving guy; I replied:  "I have no idea, either.  The cops asked me ('cause the ambulance had to come get him) if I wanted to press charges, and I told 'em 'no.'"

"I just wanna know why he punched me."

You ever see 350 pounds of man crumple?

It took six of them to carry him out.

Reflex, I didn't mean to do it--my "fight or flight" response is invariably "fight."

Lester apologized, and thanked me for not pressing charges.  I have a slight bruise on my left jaw, and he has a massive bruise on his.

Sigh.  The joys of alcohol consumption.

Ayaq

P.S. - Fuck you, still, @Sonovabich

 

Edited by AyaqGuyaq
Damned auto-correct.

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