WolfTiS Posted July 4, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Posted July 4, 2010 A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked "Would you like to buy some peaches?" She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked "Are they as firm as this?" He nodded his head and said "Yes ma'am" and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking "Are they nice and pink like this?" The farmer said "Yes" and another tear came from the other eye. Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked "Are they as fuzzy as this?" He again said"Yes" and broke down crying. She asked "Why on earth are you crying?" Drying his eyes he replied "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I think I'm gonna get fucked out of my peaches." Awards
Bama Posted July 4, 2010 Member ID: 19 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4445 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 2769 Achievement Points: 29415 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 3, 2024 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: Windows Posted July 4, 2010 LOL... poor poor farmer Awards
SGTDANKO Posted July 4, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.49 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Posted July 4, 2010 lmao very nice rotfl!!!!!!!!!
tsw 8.5 Posted July 4, 2010 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 144 Topic Count: 537 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17548 Content Per Day: 3.12 Reputation: 42646 Achievement Points: 151965 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 691 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Posted July 4, 2010 so you think that is a good one cuz ..thought you would Awards
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