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A man sitting in a bar see's the most beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He walks over to her and ask how much for a hand job. She says follow me and walks him over to a window and says do you see that new Cadilac out there? My hand jobs are so good they paid for that. So they went out to her car and he got the best and I mean the best hand job he had ever had in his life. Wow all he could think about the whole week was that hand job he got and how good it was. The next week he went back and there she was again sitting at the bar. He walk over and asked how much for a blow job. She said really? Follow me. She walked him over to another window and pointed at a restaurant accross the street. Do you see that diner there? My blow jobs are so good they paid for that. So they went over and he got the best and I mean the best blow job he has ever had in his life. He could not believe anything like that was posible and thats all he could think about the whole week. He went back to the bar the next week and there she was. OMG she was so beautiful and that hand job was so good and that blow job could not compair to anything. So he approached her again and asked her how much to f*@k. She said really follow me. She walked him over to another window and show him a sky scraper. Do you see that 23 story office building right there. YEAAAAAA ...Well if I had a pussy I would own that.......



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