TBB Posted April 26, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 284 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18846 Content Per Day: 3.48 Reputation: 21210 Achievement Points: 138075 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 322 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 26, 2020 1) Tomorrow is the “National Home-school Tornado Drill.” Lock your kids in the basement until you get the all clear. You’re welcome! 2) I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing? 3) 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. 4) The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 5) You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers… 6) This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!! 7) Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions! 8) Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. BUT we’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them! 9) Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew up the furniture!” 10) I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! 11) ME: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? ALEXA: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere. 12) I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?” 13) When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA? 14) Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides. Olive, GHO5T, DEEJAYKEG and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dot80 Posted April 27, 2020 Member ID: 2128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1285 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 1364 Achievement Points: 24224 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 01/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 4 hours ago Birthday: 12/06/1955 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2020 And all of them are true lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted April 27, 2020 Member ID: 1238 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.14 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted April 27, 2020 STOLEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GHO5T Posted April 29, 2020 Member ID: 21776 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 3 Topic Count: 15 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 240 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 201 Achievement Points: 2262 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/20/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 4, 2022 Birthday: 10/09/1959 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Don't know too funny or too true ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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