RobMc Posted July 29, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Posted July 29, 2020 A young teenager, earns extra pocket money by cleaning golfers cars at the local club while they're playing, one Saturday a regular golfer pulls up in a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom. Excited, the boy rushes up and asks if he can clean the already immaculate car, taking pity on him the golfer agrees. he shows him around, proud of his new car, points out the massaging seats, variable ride height, bar, satcoms, tv's etc etc etc, tells him to be careful and goes for his round of golf. When he returns the car is even more immaculate and he gives the boy a tip above his normal fee, the boy is clearly embarassed and produces this small bit of plastic :- 'I found it in the boot, I hope I haven't broken anything', said the boy 'The golfer laughs', no that's just a tee 'What's a tee' asks the boy 'It's for resting your balls on', replies the golfer The boy looks amazed ' Fuck me' he says 'Rolls Royce think of everything'? WeednFeed, GhostfaceJim, STARPICKET and 4 others 2 5
chewonmysax Posted July 29, 2020 Member ID: 319 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 98 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 83 Achievement Points: 876 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/08/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 14, 2022 Birthday: 02/26/1990 Posted July 29, 2020 works at a golf course and doesnt know what a tee is.... this kids obviously retarded WeednFeed and GhostfaceJim 1 1 Awards
GhostfaceJim Posted July 29, 2020 Member ID: 2314 Group: ++ Conan Exiles Admin Followers: 31 Topic Count: 113 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 20723 Content Per Day: 4.02 Reputation: 5317 Achievement Points: 113932 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 50 Joined: 03/19/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 04/22/1975 Device: Windows Posted July 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, chewonmysax said: works at a golf course and doesnt know what a tee is.... this kids obviously retarded For owners of golf courses too! chewonmysax 1 Awards
RobMc Posted July 29, 2020 Member ID: 25355 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 5824 Content Per Day: 1.90 Reputation: 9236 Achievement Points: 63677 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 141 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 14 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Author Posted July 29, 2020 25 minutes ago, chewonmysax said: works at a golf course and doesnt know what a tee is.... this kids obviously retarded Did you earn much ? chewonmysax 1
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