Angelz Posted July 30, 2020 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.70 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Posted July 30, 2020 A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” Dot80, STARPICKET, rexbowan and 10 others 2 11
TBB Posted July 30, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 290 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 20364 Content Per Day: 3.64 Reputation: 22447 Achievement Points: 147242 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 388 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Posted July 30, 2020 lmao Awards
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Dogg Posted August 3, 2020 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 133 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 205 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 631 Achievement Points: 2989 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 12:47 AM Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Posted August 3, 2020 My Christmas tree was taken out to the curb a LLLOOOONNNNGGGGG time ago. LOL Angelz 1 Awards
rexbowan Posted August 3, 2020 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2169 Content Per Day: 0.95 Reputation: 1859 Achievement Points: 15282 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 07:13 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Posted August 3, 2020 Good one! Awards
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