TBB Posted December 9, 2020 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 267 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18172 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20204 Achievement Points: 133177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 266 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted December 9, 2020 She orders a drink and notices a frog in a cage behind the bar. She asks the bartender about it and the bartender says this frog performs oral sex on women. The woman has a few more drinks and her curiosity gets the best of her so she asks the bartender to have the frog go down on her. She gets up on the bar in the appropriate position and the bartender puts the frog there and tells it to do its thing. The frog just sits there. The bartender moves the frog to the side and says, "I'm only going to show you one more time!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. Everybody looks perplexed at her, jaws being dropped and all that. The bartender gives her the shot, and looks at her as if he was inspecting. The woman asks for another shot, so the bartender gives her another one, but keeps looking at her. After a while, the woman gets annoyed and asks him: "Excuse me, but what's your problem? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman in your life?" "I have"- says the bartender -"I'm just trying to figure out how you're gonna pay for those shots. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits. Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me." The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?" "Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina." Merlin007, baldie, Dman67 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rexbowan Posted December 9, 2020 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1926 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 1577 Achievement Points: 13475 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 10:01 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted December 9, 2020 lol. Good ones. Thanks for sharing. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Merlin007 Posted December 9, 2020 Member ID: 2068 Group: +++ COD5 Head Admin Followers: 69 Topic Count: 1074 Topics Per Day: 0.22 Content Count: 8438 Content Per Day: 1.73 Reputation: 7300 Achievement Points: 74964 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 64 Joined: 12/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 05/23/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted December 9, 2020 Haha too.funny. especially the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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