Dogg Posted March 25, 2022 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted March 25, 2022 Little Johnny went to a horse auction with his father, and watched, in fascination, as his father ran his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. His father did this with several horses, and Little Johnny finally asked why he was doing that. “I’m thinking about buying a horse, and before I do, I want to check it out thoroughly.” his dad told him. A worried look came onto Little Johnny’s face, and he exclaimed “Hey, Daddy, I think the mailman’s going to buy Mom!”Little Johnny again TBB, RobMc, TheLastColdBeer and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AusiGirl Posted March 27, 2022 Member ID: 20712 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 40 Topic Count: 115 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 853 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 1002 Achievement Points: 8440 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 12/22/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12 Birthday: 06/08/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted March 27, 2022 At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!” larrymc, WeednFeed, major-mark63 and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KaptCrunch Posted March 27, 2022 Member ID: 389 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 45 Topic Count: 295 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4466 Content Per Day: 0.84 Reputation: 3627 Achievement Points: 36490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 39 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted March 27, 2022 the postman allways rings twice lol ......for me it was the policeman rexbowan, larrymc and major-mark63 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rexbowan Posted March 29, 2022 Member ID: 27522 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1914 Content Per Day: 1.00 Reputation: 1564 Achievement Points: 13391 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 01/25/19 Status: Offline Last Seen: Wednesday at 04:21 PM Birthday: 07/22/1951 Device: Windows Share Posted March 29, 2022 Poor little Johnny! lol larrymc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
larrymc Posted March 31, 2022 Member ID: 29464 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 148 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 167 Achievement Points: 2307 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/21/21 Status: Offline Last Seen: 19 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted March 31, 2022 be carefull what you say LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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