fruittropics Posted August 18, 2010 Member ID: 1461 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 169 Achievement Points: 1333 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 15 Device: Windows Share Posted August 18, 2010 With the evolution of facebook, twitter, what-nots, and everyone knowing everyone... I am left with no other choice of cyberspace other then here to rant and cuss about why must they make life so difficult. "SERENTIY NOW!" Things You Wish You Could Say At Work Ahhh... I see the f--k-up fairy has visited us again... I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... I don't work here. I'm a consultant. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh-t. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. No, my powers can only be used for good. You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. Who me? I just wander from room to room. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. You!... Off my planet! Does your train of thought have a caboose? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. A PBS mind in an MTV world. Allow me to introduce my selves. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? Too many freaks, not enough circuses. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here is done. How do I set a laser printer to stun? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks. If I throw a stick, will you leave? Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bama Posted August 18, 2010 Member ID: 19 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4444 Content Per Day: 0.82 Reputation: 2763 Achievement Points: 29399 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: iPhone Share Posted August 18, 2010 LOL Serenity NOW!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WiZiD Posted August 18, 2010 Member ID: 804 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 446 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 3600 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 1053 Achievement Points: 24386 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 11/28/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 7, 2020 Birthday: 04/25/1960 Share Posted August 18, 2010 well ya got to work if ya want to eat...good anyways and if you think about it ITS NOT JUST A JOB ...ITS AN ADVENTURE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
pwrcrzy52 Posted August 18, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 06:18 PM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted August 18, 2010 And its a hell of an adventure LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lady Asylumn Posted August 19, 2010 Member ID: 22347 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 65 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 624 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 130 Achievement Points: 4151 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 01/15/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 08/29/1985 Device: Android Share Posted August 19, 2010 yeah i have to agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PigDog Posted August 19, 2010 Member ID: 222 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 88 Topic Count: 331 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 3846 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 1626 Achievement Points: 25628 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 24 Birthday: 02/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted August 19, 2010 so true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blackbart Posted August 19, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.11 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted August 19, 2010 When you retire you will look back on all your years of labor and cry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WolfTiS Posted August 19, 2010 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Some good ones there....LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
KenMan Posted August 19, 2010 Member ID: 410 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 4 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 2033 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 428 Achievement Points: 10669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/16/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 15, 2020 Birthday: 12/04/1948 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Know the feeling, glad I'm retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyeAyeRon Posted August 19, 2010 Member ID: 1371 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 348 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 1906 Content Per Day: 0.37 Reputation: 585 Achievement Points: 14042 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 2, 2018 Birthday: 03/01/1990 Share Posted August 19, 2010 It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. love it hahaha and i think imma use this one I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
fruittropics Posted August 19, 2010 Member ID: 1461 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 157 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 169 Achievement Points: 1333 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 15 Device: Windows Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 For those of you retiring or have retired, HUSH now don't cry. Fruittropics will make you a fruity popsicle or warm you up till the popsicle melts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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