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No that's not you Budman and TBB,

My most faithful and loving friend was my Border Collie Jess, bought from a farm on the Otterburn ranges

From being a pup that dog followed me everywhere, slept at my feet, and worshipped the ground I walked on (not just you eh? @Majbasil)

One day I went into the bath, and being tired I think I fell asleep

Unbeknown to me he had lain down at the side of the bath

I woke up with the water lukewarm and quickly stepped out of the bath

Not realising he was there I stepped on his tail

He was asleep too, and in a purely reflex action turned and bit my dick

Had to get him put down

 

 

 

Broke all his teeth



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You probably deserved it! Also, we can start a GoFundMe page for his new teeth, but not your dick.



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It's an old one I've done before but still funny so thought I'd repeat it, how are you buddy?



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Gawd I missed ya Rob :cheers:



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9 minutes ago, Sourtap said:

Gawd I missed ya Rob :cheers:

Thanks for that buddy, some did, some didn't, that's life

 

ps Look out the ones that didn't 😅



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Now I've got a problem - I call you Penis Breath cause you're a Dick Head - you say he bit you're head off???

OK - now I'll just call you pussy breath!!!!  8P



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33 minutes ago, RobMc said:

Thanks for that buddy, some did, some didn't, that's life

 

ps Look out the ones that didn't 😅

Trust me, I know what it's like in here to not be missed if i dissapear for some time ;) 

Gotta love it :cheers:



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10 hours ago, RobMc said:

It's an old one I've done before but still funny so thought I'd repeat it, how are you buddy?

Living the retired dream. Also avoiding my angry pugs after a shower. 🙂



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Now you don't expect us to believe they can reach it without step ladders ???

 

Come on now EC

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Posted

you be good rob, they have strap on,s these days.



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Posted
1 hour ago, AusiGirl said:

you be good rob, they have strap on,s these days.

Anything you recommend dear?? 

 

🤣



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Posted

lol heaps at the love heart shop



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Posted
6 hours ago, AusiGirl said:

lol heaps at the love heart shop

You obviously research these things? in the 'heaps' at the 'love heart shop' are there any particular ones that appeal to you? When you rummage through them, at 'the love heart shop' what appeals to you? size, width, rigidity or flavour?

 

We are fascinated with Aussie shopping, strewth Sheila, I never knew you had it in you

 

(OMG what have I just said????)


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