Genie

[Dark Asylumn]

Ole and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out

a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a

light.

'Ya, shure, I haff a

lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a

Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his

hands.  'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

'Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked..

'Ya, shure.  It's right here in  my tackle box,' says

Ole.

'Could I see

him?'

Ole opens his tackle box and sure

enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the

genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you

grant  me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says

the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a

million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting

there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly,

the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... flying

directly overhead...

Over the roar of

the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million

bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell

yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing.  Do yew

really tink I asked for a

10-inch Bic?"

[JohnnyDos]

That's really a funny joke Assylum.Had a good chuckle.

[Dark Asylumn]

thank you my dad sends me a good email every now and then lol.