pwrcrzy52 Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 8 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted August 26, 2010 An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished Englishman with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. "If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account." "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and $2,000,000 bank account." "If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage..." At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You'll have sex with her again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Credit Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 1030 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 17 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 357 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 1955 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/17/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Never Birthday: 06/25/1990 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Its ok but not verry funny Just kidding quite funny it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.40 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2010 An Offer he can't refuse.Ha Ha Another good one by the Pwr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostHunter Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 1370 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 18 Topic Count: 19 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 149 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 37 Achievement Points: 1117 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/25/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 10, 2014 Birthday: 07/12/1966 Share Posted August 26, 2010 This man must be Al Bundi,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Asylumn Posted August 26, 2010 Member ID: 809 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 41 Topic Count: 251 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2835 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 1016 Achievement Points: 20374 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/29/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 06/25/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted August 26, 2010 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Teleck Posted August 27, 2010 Member ID: 601 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 389 Content Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 69 Achievement Points: 2583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 22, 2016 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted August 27, 2010 2 funny joke medals? and you give us that? you shame us ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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